"Come on Kevin, we've got to get out of the barracks before the ship leaves without us."
"Sorry Mack, I can't find my locker key. It must have feel out of my pocket when me and my fiance were fooling around on her floor."
"Damn Kevin, Cant you two wait till you get into bed?"
"She's been like a wild animal in heat lately Mack. I think its all because of your letters."
"What? I haven't been sending your fiance any letters Kevin. I'm way too busy writing hot letters to my fiancee."
""Thats the problem Mack. Your fiancee keeps letting her read your letters. After reading one of your letters she's a sex machine."
"Oh, Sorry Kevin, I had no idea. Those letters were all sizzling. I never imagined that she would share such intimate letters with any one else."
"Any one else Mack.? Try half the women in town. They've been making Xerox copies of your letters and sending them to everyone."
"I'll talk to her Kevin when we get back. I'm very surprised that she's sharing our sex life with everyone in town."
"Well Mack, I never imagined you were that kinky till I looked at some of the letters. I don't know how you haven't worn out by now. It just doesn't seem even human for someone to have that much sex drive."
"You're right Kevin. Something very strange is happening to me. Its as if I have unearthly powers. Since that night with the green glow nothing has been the same. I just want to be an ordinary guy again, but I can't."
"What do you mean you can't Mack?"
"If I tell you my secret Kevin, you have to promise me that you wont ever tell any one else. You can check this out with your brother the Doctor, but just don't mention me. I'm sure he will know just how strange my situation is."
"Okay Mack, you have my word."
"All right, here it is Kevin. I thought I might be losing my mind so I let the Navy do brain scans on me just to be sure. It turns out, I'm much better than sane. In fact I'm super sane."
"What do mean super sane Mack?"
"Here's what they told me Kevin. They said that the average guy has a sexual thought every four minutes. So if a guy suddenly starts to take six or seven minutes to have a sexual thought than he's on his way to insanity. In my case, the brain scan showed that I was having a sexual thought every 40 seconds. Thats why I'm super sane.
"Look Mack. My lock is unlocking itself. Is that you doing that?"
"I guess its me Kevin. I seem to be making things happen by just thinking about it. But this is the first time it worked when I was awake. I had noticed that I was somehow closing windows in my sleep. I thought I may have been sleep walking or something, but now I know what it is.
"I'll ask my brother the Doctor if he knows anything about what could be happening to you Mack."
"Thanks Kevin, but you better grab that gear out of your locker now before the ship leaves with out us."
